This blog is owned and operated by a small powerlifter.
She likes cookies, philosophy, sparkly things, and lifting heavy objects for no logical purpose whatsoever. Except to maybe get stronger than the average lady (however, still far from anything even remotely related to being a lady).
Being on top of high buildings is frightening. She is not afraid of spiders or your mother’s cooking. In fact, she rather enjoys most things you probably do not – such as lame jokes, awkward situations, and Mondays. She plans on owning a library with a ceiling so high, you’d need several ladders before you’re halfway up. Slinkies amuse her, and she has no desire to learn how to play the flute.
When she is not working, eating, sleeping, snuggling her dog, reading, lifting heavy things, or painting her nails, she is probably doing something else. And it probably doesn’t concern anyone all that much.
Peace and cookies.
I Lift So I Can Eat. 
Stick a date somewhere on your page if you wanna be accountable :P. Like the date for the post I mean 🙂